Sometimes it’s fun just to let your inhibitions and responsibilities go, and see where you end up on Youtube. So I went to Youtube’s homepage and this was recommended for me, presumably because I prefer to eat only organic hamsters:
That video naturally led to this video through the natural Youtube progression Lion King calls The Circle of Life©:
That related to Bizkit, whom I hope everyone has seen already:
And that left me with a golden retriever attacking a fucking shark; which, despite its 16 million views and astronomical awesomenisity, I had not seen yet:
I know many people have been asking, “Justin, you ruggedly attractive man, what do you do during your day that makes you so awesome?” Well this is it, this is what I do with my time. I hope you have learned from this slice of life I have presented unto you, now go forth and conquer.